January 2012
nayatooo: winnie the pooh does a lot of voices in this game
nayatooo: his normal voice is actually pretty cool
Jason: SILLY OLD BEAR *slices guy in half*
December 2011
i swear to fucking christ if my mom doesn't stop...
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feminist historian: What Happens? →
collaterlysisters:
whydidhechooseme:
What happens when you abort the kid who was going to find the cure to cancer?What happens when you abort the kid who was going to become a leader, and end battles before they start? Both spiritual battles and war. What happens when you abort the kid who was going to save…
What happens when you abort Double Teen Hitler? Whoops looks like someone didn’t...
for those of you playing the home game i have had...
suspicious, tubmrr
Top Ten Facebook Reactions to the Onion of 2011,...
literallyunbelievable:
5. “Would the Queen of Paris act like this??”
4. Gained a sun, lost a mind
3. “Of course it’s real, there’s a number!”
2. Paid for by the Commitee to Re-Elect Stupied Obama and his Dump Ideas
1. :(
This year’s honorable mentions go to the United States Capitol Police and Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern for protecting the American people...
This is just to say
I have chugged
the tussin
that was in
the fridge
and which
you were probably
saving
for sickness
Forgive me
it was delicious
so sweet
and so cold
Has anyone ever coughed while robotripping?...
Something I've learned from all of this, though,...
Grimacing and beating a fist on the desk after each shot of NyQuil and yelling “POISON. POISON.” is the best way to do it, mostly because holy shit that stuff is NASTY.
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im homopathic i cure shit w/ sex w/ ppl of the same gender woot woot i am the best doctor i haev badge
i missed this before, please enjoy this submission from vermouth
I am sick.
Yesterday, I was determined that I would not let this illness - the runny nose, the fever, the deep-lung coughing that brings up strange and exotic shades of dark green - destroy me. I would keep a positive attitude, I would work through my pain. I remember telling Jason that i was, and this is a direct quote, “fucking ironsteel.”
I realize now that this was hubris, plain and simple.
...
magnoliapearl:
me <> nat is waht that was upposed to say
I QILL DELETE THIS ON ACCOUNT OF IM DRUNK
nope it’s forever enshrined
tumblr, you are an asshole.
don’t try to log onto tumblr if you have missing e installed. david karp’s face pops up and he bites the end of your dick off like a cigar cutter. please spread the word
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sugoi-jake-english:
AHH! I CAN’T GET THIS BABY OFF ME!
wait since im european does that mean i can whine...
shota-thru-the-heart:
octopole:
yay tumblr points for me
wrong way around, i get to complain about euro-privilege
i wouldn’t have thought “not dying from easily preventable diseases because you can’t afford healthcare” would be a privilege but, haha, well, america
today natalie lost the ability to discern when...
Not verbatim, but one of my “friends” basically...
blazelust:
nonsexy-sexual privilege checklist
nonsexy-sexual privilege checklist
nonsexy-sexual privilege checklist
w…what
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Tumblr's Support Problem with 'Missing e'
missing-e:
As many users have observed, Tumblr has recently given users a choice to uninstall Missing e or revoke support for your account.
The reasons they give for suggesting that you uninstall Missing e are the worst-case scenario for installing browser extensions or browser modifications of any kind. However, Missing e is not a source of these kinds of problems.
At worst, Missing e may...
holy shit
endof-theyear:
futuresushi:
withmywhole-heart:
i think someone tried to hack my computer, all because i had missing e installed. needless to say i just uninstalled it. i’m sorry but privacy > anything else
hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
oh my gOD
no way
tumblr keeps asking if i want to stop using...
it would be pretty funny if that’s basically what they’re going to do to stop people from using it
just make tumblr unusuable until they uninstall it
(they don’t understand that tumblr is nigh-unusuable when it IS uninstalled)
Hello! We've noticed you're using a website,...
SHIT i guess this means that tumblr's crack team...
get
it
lol i uninstalled missing e to get the newest...
and only when it was uninstalled did i get the message from tumblr about using it
slow clap
that reminds me: i need to update missing e
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incitatus-ebooks:
how come i’m not getting an angry message about missing-e
why don’t you love me, tumblr ;__;
yeah me neither!!!! wtf
anyway i dont think i mentioned this enough last...
I KNOW
what were we doing
abbylark:
au-nat-urelle:
rabbivole:
guys dxhr is totally worth 17 bucks
just sayin
agreed
draco x hermione?
that’s right
Please Tag Your Kinkshaming.
today's sales: pretty good
if you haven’t gotten spacechem yet what are you even doing, ya big goof?!
duels of the planeswalkers 2012 is a great update of the original if you like magic or if you want to learn magic
DX:HR for 17 is a steal
and 5 bucks is still overpaying for new vegas but idk maybe you’re into it for some dumb reason
i have two kinds of cough drops, nyquil, dayquil,...
i am going to kick this sinus infection in the nuts.
rabbivole:
guys dxhr is totally worth 17 bucks
just sayin
agreed
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flyswattersaremurder replied to your post: the reason that transabled/transethnic people are being appropriative for special snowflake status whereas transgendered men and women are not is actually very simple
I agree, but isn’t there an actual thing where you don’t want some limb because the part of the brain meant to control that limb is inactive or something? That would be one of rare cases...
What is with this... Series of Disasters???
lol fuck i'm real sick
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maggotmaster:
samanisagrinch replied to your post: Jesus christ Impper actually took some female poster’s story about surviving sexual assault and made it the basis for a scene in his fucking horrible stupid misogynistic book. He’s banned now but holy shit that’s disgusting.
lmao impper actually got published
self-published actually, his book is too awful to be published by anybody, it’s like,...
On "transethnicity": Basically if gender is...
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i'm transtemporal. you see i should have been born...
"transethnic" is blackface hiding behind social...
the reason that transabled/transethnic people are...
you see, transgendered men and women are actually real, and not by the very nature of their identities engaging in an attention-seeking farce given credibility by sycophants on the internet
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golbleen replied to your post: i don’t send anon hate because i’m not a fucking coward??? also when have i ever been underhanded about not liking someone
I don’t know I send anon love to people sometimes because it embarrasses me. i don’t understand anon hate though????
oh yeah i’m sending out all kind of anonymous goodwill
anon hate is just the coward’s way to make...
i don't send anon hate because i'm not a fucking...
my theme song is the thematic riff from the west...
christmas is gone so new av time